Trident Gum is proud to tout that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident Gum, but let's better understand who these 4 dentists really are. After years of extensive research, I have uncovered the truth behind these morally challenged medical mouthpieces.
Dr. Ken "Feelgood" Ganzer
Calling Dr. Ganzer a dentist is stretch. He received his diploma from the mail order school of Teeth Fixer University. Operating out of his van, Dr. Ganzer was popular with the followers of the Grateful Dead and Phish. Wanted in 14 states for repeated accusations of supplying patients with "on demand" nitrous gas, Dr. Ganzer began to offer his services to the highest bidder. After spending 3 years in Cuba acting as Fidel Castro's personal dentist, Dr. Ganzer was forced to escape after allegetions of a romatic relationship with the dictator's youngest daughter, Angelia. Having heard of his situation, Trident offered Dr. Ganzer sanctuary in return for his recommendation. 
Dr. Johnny "Muckmouth" Murawski
Dr. Murawski is a former decorated Green Beret dentist. He was involved in years of special operations ranging from North Korea to Libya. After years of traveling with the green berets and fixing battle related cavities, Dr. Murawski decided that this was not the life he wanted anymore. He retired to a small shack the hills of North Carolina and fell in love with a girl named Ruth. She knew nothing of his bloody past. He and Ruth had a fantastic life together until one day he received a letter stating "I know what you did in Vietnam. If you don't want the truth revealed, meet me at the Trident Gum headquarters.". Not wanting to upset his current life, he made the journey. Upon entering the office of the Trident Gum CEOs office, he started to recognize many of the faces in the pictures on the wall, it was of his former Commander Lance Steel. Just as he was about to leave, the chair behind the desk swiveled around revealing Mr. Steel holding a gun and a picture of Ruth tied up in a concrete room. He was informed that if he did not go along with the Trident Gum campaign, Ruth would never see the light of day. Dr. Ben "The Cavity Creator" Currie
Dr. Ben Currie is the worst kind of dentist... a greedy one. It is his goal to get every dollar out of every patient. His tactics have included distributing sugar water as mouth wash, setting up an all you can eat candy buffet near the local schools and breaking into the homes of children to rub pixie sticks on their gums while they sleep. When he heard about a gum company looking for endorsements, he jumped at the opportunity. He is also working with them to develop a line of candies called "Super Duper Sugar Powder Sweeties" that have 3X the recommended sugar. He should be considered deranged and dangerous. 